{"product_id":"heavily-armed-regard-tshirt","title":"Heavily Armed Regard Tshirt","description":"This heavyweight cotton tee carries a dark, gritty energy — a worn-in anthem for people who prefer their style with edge. The front bears a small, bloodshot emblem that hints at the story; the back unfolds into a detailed scene: a battle-ready figure lounging amid gear, checked boxes reading “Heavy, Armed, Regarded.” The shirt reads like a badge of quiet confidence — rough textures, muted earth tones, and a lived-in black base that lets the artwork sit like a panel in a graphic novel. Wear it to late-night hangs, shows, or whenever you want clothing that feels like an attitude rather than an accessory.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) made from 100% cotton for solid day-to-day wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, tear-away collar and label for comfort and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail printing: DTF for sleeves and inner neck, DTG for main graphics to preserve crisp artwork\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and compliant with EU safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55293495574833,"sku":"14754847882734089628","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55293495607601,"sku":"38966602167997482225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55293495640369,"sku":"17064871764419790387","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55293495673137,"sku":"10183369078645234830","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55293495705905,"sku":"12658499228684925991","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55293495738673,"sku":"17330896706854227418","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55293495771441,"sku":"51240811853371536390","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55293495804209,"sku":"12414561701020538775","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/4357\/5345\/files\/5123241832637648264_2048.jpg?v=1784406631","url":"https:\/\/floridamanpatchco.com\/products\/heavily-armed-regard-tshirt","provider":"Florida Man Patch Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}